Real Estate Descriptions – Hidden meanings
- Melanie Burns
- August 27, 2015
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Funny Real Estate Descriptions:
What it REALLY means when it reads...
Huge potential = Steer clear unless you have a lot of money
Unique city home = Used to be a warehouse
Contemporary = Lots of steel shelves that look like they came from a factory
One of a kind = Ugly as sin
Upper bracket = If you have to ask…
You’ll love it = No you won’t
Must see to believe = An absolutely accurate statement
Spacious = Average
Charming = Small
Cozy = Really small
Walk to shops = Nowhere to park your car
Bright and sunny = Curtains & blinds not included
Sprawling homestead = Floor plan sucks
Unaffected charm = Needs painting
Starter home = Run down
Natural setting = Roos & rabbits will eat your plants and shrubs
Park-like setting = A tree in the back yard and much, much more…
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