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Real Estate Descriptions – Hidden meanings

Funny Real Estate Descriptions:
What it REALLY means when it reads...

Ever wonder what people think when they read the real estate “description” of a home in the paper or on the Internet? I found these funny interpretations that I thought you’d get a kick out of, so I’m sharing them with you!
What it Says = What it Really Means

Huge potential = Steer clear unless you have a lot of money

Unique city home = Used to be a warehouse

Contemporary = Lots of steel shelves that look like they came from a factory

One of a kind = Ugly as sin

Upper bracket = If you have to ask…

You’ll love it = No you won’t

Must see to believe = An absolutely accurate statement

Spacious = Average

Charming = Small

Cozy = Really small

Walk to shops = Nowhere to park your car

Bright and sunny = Curtains & blinds not included

Sprawling homestead = Floor plan sucks

Unaffected charm = Needs painting

Starter home = Run down

Natural setting = Roos & rabbits will eat your plants and shrubs

Park-like setting = A tree in the back yard and much, much more…


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